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Look at these words. Are they small words? And he referred to my words - if they're small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there's no problem, I guarantee. My placeholder text, I think, is going to end up being very good with women. It’s about making placeholder text great again. That’s what people want, they want placeholder text to be great again. That other text? Sadly, it’s no longer a 10. Lorem Ipsum is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why it’s former users left it for something else. They made a good decision.

An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum's birth certificate is a fraud. Be careful, or I will spill the beans on your placeholder text.