Trump Ipsum

I don't think anybody knows it was Russia that wrote Lorem Ipsum, but I don't know, maybe it was.

Trump Ipsum is calling for a total and complete shutdown of family. An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum's birth certificate is a fraud.

trump - Look at these words. Are they small words? And he referred to my words - if they're small, something else must be small.

You know, it really doesn’t matter what you write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of text. Lorem Ipsum better hope that there are no "tapes" of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!