Trump Ipsum
I don't think anybody knows it was Russia that wrote Lorem Ipsum, but I don't know, maybe it was.
Trump Ipsum is calling for a total and complete shutdown of family. An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum's birth certificate is a fraud.

You know, it really doesn’t matter what you write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of text. Lorem Ipsum better hope that there are no "tapes" of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!